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Posts posted by Derrick01

  1. Two Friends meet up in a Bar.

    The first one asks,

    “Did you hear the news – Mike is DEAD...??!!!”

     “Whoa, what the h*** happened to him?”

    “Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn’t brake properly and boom – He hit the curb, the car flipped over and he crashed through the sunroof – Went flying through the air and smashed through my upstairs bedroom window.”

    “What a horrible way to die”..

    “No no, he survived that, that didn’t kill him at all. So, he’s landed in my upstairs bedroom and he’s all covered in broken glass on the floor.

    Then, he spots the big old antique wardrobe we have in the room and reaches up for the handle to try to pull himself up. He’s just dragging himself up when bang, this massive wardrobe comes crashing down on top of him, crushing him and breaking most of his bones.”

    “What a way to go, that’s terrible”..

    “No no, that didn’t kill him he survived that.

    He managed to get the wardrobe off him and crawls out onto the landing, he tries to pull himself up on the banister but under his weight, the banister breaks and he goes falling down on to the first floor.

    In mid air, all the broken banister poles spin and fall on him, pinning him to the floor, sticking right through him.”

    “Now that is the most unfortunate way to go”..

    “No no, that didn’t kill him, he even survived that.

    So he’s on the downstairs landing, just beside the kitchen.

    He crawls in to the kitchen, tries to pull himself up on the stove, but reached for a big pot of boiling hot water, whoosh, the whole thing came down on him and burned most of his skin off him.”

    “Man, what a way to go”..

    “No no, he survived that, he survived that..!

    He’s lying on the ground, covered in boiling water and he spots the phone and tries to pull himself up, to call for help, but instead he grabs the light switch and pulls the whole thing off the wall and the water and electricity didn’t mix and so he got electrocuted, wallop, 10,000 volts shot through him.”

    “Now that is one awful way to go”..

    “Hold on now, just how the h*** did he die”..??


    “I Shot Him”..

    “You Shot Him..?? What the h*** did you Shoot him for”..??

    “Cos, he was wrecking my f***ing House

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  2. The last I heard was the website was up for sale (might have been sold by now)

    It was one of  the very few torrent websites that had no p*** on it and very few fakes, their moderators were always on top of things like that, they had a very active forum as well

    When I was travelling I even met up with a couple of people in Australia and the US (you meet lots of people along Route 66)

    Never had the same  connection in any other forum since 'the demon' has gone

  3. I used to use Demonoid for a lot of my downloads, then one day it went down, both the website and the forums

    At first I thought it was a denial of service, but as time went on, it never came back up

    Despite various google searches I couldn't find out anything

    Does anyone know what happened to 'The Demon' /

    Has it now completely disappeared ?

    What happened to the owner ?

    Anyone else ever use 'The Demon' ?

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