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On 4/28/2017 at 2:58 PM, Rhubarb said:

I'm curious about some Americanisms:

Why is it Ark-en-saw but kanz-ass?

Why is it NYPD but FDNY?

Lemonade is made from lemons - so gatorade is made from??? (I'm not sure if I want to go there)

Rhubarb, everyone loves Duck Sauce, but which end of the duck does the sauce come out of?  and is there a way to get it out without killing the duck?

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I would presume whichever end isn't taped ;)

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 "Anatiferous, adjective: Producing ducks."

(Dr Johnson's dictionary)

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Wife texts husband at work on a cold winter's morning;
"Windows frozen, won't open."

Husband texts back;
"Gently pour some lukewarm water over it."

Wife texts back 5 minutes later;
"Computer really knackered now."

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ROFL!!

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