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What I really want to know is who would prefer that prop car over a Ferrari. So don't try to con your way out of the original deal TuuS...

You obviously didn't read the rules throughly, have another look :P

*Read rules carefully!

Official rules as follows. On the last day of the end of the world, or date 12/12/2112 (whichever is the latter), I will purchase an "almost" (defined as within 50years of being new) BRAND NEW AUTOMOBILE, of your choice (so long as it's manufactured in Belize, and they accept "Saddam era" Iraqi Dinars as payment. Your obligation is only to arrange transportation of the vehicle and pay a small administrative fee of $1000(usd). Vehicles prior owner may charge storage fees starting from todays date of no more then $10 per day (at his/her discretion. You must also sign a waiver relieving me of any liability for medical bills for the heart attack your likely to have when you realize you paid close to a million dollars for a rusted pile of metal (if indeed a car manufactured in Belize can be found). Additionally, the fact that the world just ended does kinda mean your $h!t outta luck anyway, so best option is to put your head between your knees and ki$$ your @$$ goodbye.

On the other hand, maybe you'll get lucky and they'll be driving Ferrari's in Heaven that are manufactured in Belize :) stranger things have been known to happen :P

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Your rules remind me of an usury offer I heard of: UNLIMITED LOANS, FIRST PAYMENT AFTER 2012.3000% INTEREST

How about I tell Ferrari I'll(well,you'll) pay 10 millions for an Enzo if they build it in Belize?

Where there's money there's a way.

PS: And no, the Saddam era money trick won't really save you here..

PPS:This topic is a really good way to post random ideas.. :lol:

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I recall seeing in the aftermath of the "fall of Baghdad", that the banks were looted of all foreign currency, and the dinars were left trampled under foot, because they weren't worth picking up.

However, the storage fees on this "almost" brand new car will need to be paid in real money, so I think I'm safe there lol

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I heard that they finally translated this mysterious inscription on the Mayan calendar, that has been puzzling linguists for decades. Turns out that it says "Calendar continued on next Lost Pyramid".

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I'll laugh so hard when I'll bump this thread on December 22, this year. And maybe more so next year....

Mostly at the 766+ Mil. $ earned by the movie "2012" while its bad acting and cheap .. everything .. repulsed me after 10 minutes of watching.

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